Appauling Sex Symbols
Written September 13th, 2007 by Caucasian Jesus 13 09 2007There seems to be many people speaking out against Britney Spears lately. Now I won’t defend her performance; obviously Lucifer gave her a big shot of lethargy before the concert. But others are wrongly accusing her of being fat. And even worse, they’re citing the old case of the bigger-smaller-bigger-smaller-bigger-bigger-smaller breast sizes. Guess what people: that was a practical joke by Me. I may hate vaginas, but tits are sweet.
Despite many of my sheep banning supposed sex symbols like Britney, Lindsey, and Janet Jackson (ew, what the Hell were you people thinking?), they aren’t the ones you need to worry about. Instead, I believe this fellow below is the biggest threat:
Yes, that’s right: Chuck Norris. Obviously that man is a sex symbol. Those rippling muscles, tight pants, hairy chest, and look how the shirt unambiguously leads to his wanker. Not to mention his phallic-like haircut. What a disgusting pig. Even worse are those Chuck Norris facts, some of which say things about ME!
So come together, protest Chuck Norris, and give Me money. Especially the last one. Amen.
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Well sir, you have nailed the true demigod of the earth and the root of all fear. Chuck Norris is indeed the embodiment of all that could devour your soul and penetrate your mother with a golden ship anchor simultaneously. On a larger note, your site seems to be devoid of any kind of religious sentiment or fervor, promotes equal opportunity hatred amongst the human race and insists that nothing on this planet need be respected or held sacred (except yourself). I cant help but wish it all the success desired. Kudos to you Honky!!!!!!