Church of Jesus Fucking Christ

Some douchebag negro is suing My Dad for being a terrorist. Seriously, what the fuck? My Dad gives you people life, freedom, and hardcore pornography, and this is how you repay Him?

First of all this pisses Me off because I stand to lose My inheritance. Think about it: if this pencil dick shithead wins, I’ll lose billions of dollars, many beautiful churches, and most of those neato powers like omnipotence and omniscience.

This also pisses Me off because what this cockersucker is suing about is true. Sure, My Dad has condoned murder, rape, slavery, and caused natural disasters, but doesn’t the fact that He banned homos and abortion (whoops, I guess He didn’t), doesn’t that count for something? Plus He gave you this beautiful Earth to destroy and all of those cool animals to fuck hunt. In My opinion it’s a tie.

But the biggest reason it pisses Me off is because this cocksucking negro looks like a drunk hobo who wandered in from the fucking ghetto’s sewers. This isn’t even some nice looking, respectable darkie like Obama or Morgan Freeman. Look at him and his crack-addict, smug smile and boogery Kleenex. I don’t know if he’s angry about something or just waiting for another methadone shot.

The next time I see that black ass motherfucker, there’s going to be Hell to pay.