Suck Fire, Arnold!
Written October 24th, 2007 by Caucasian Jesus 24 10 2007It seems they’re now investigating those fires in California for signs of arson. I know for a fact it’s arson: I, Caucasian Jesus, am the one who fucking did it. It’s punishment for having a foreigner and complete douchebag as a governor. Or governator, for that matter.
I mean, really, what kind of fucking retarded liberal hippies vote in a movie star as governor? Even worse, an action movie star whose acting is like that of Rosie O’Donnell having straight sex. For those of you who’ve never seen a lesbian whale being fucked in the ass, it’s not pretty. And neither is Arnold’s acting.
Not only is he a shitty actor and the leader of the homoerotic state, contrary to popular belief he’s not even Austrian. He’s a fucking Mexican. His name is actually Arnoldo Spicinator. And We don’t allow Mexicans in Heaven, especially those who allow faggot cities like San Francisco and North Hollywood. So he’s a Mexican cock sucker by proxy. ¡Aye carumba! …or some shit.
So enjoy sucking down fire, California. Breathe in real deep, because fire is what’s awaiting you after death, too.
Oh, and don’t even think about praying to My Dad and I. If we didn’t want your shit to burn to the ground, We would have stopped it long ago. Deal with it, shitheads.
Oh, and peace be with you.
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I thought the Lord Fucking God likes rich people. Yet, it’s the rich people’s houses that are currently burning down. Maybe Your Dad caught some of ‘em fucking in a non-approved manner…
Good thing I live in a
hidden retreat full of Asian whoresstate that is not prone to wildfires, or I guess more appropriately, “Jesus-incited previews of what is to come.”Hey, fucker, I do love rich, white people. But Californians have gone too far with their love of gays and Mexicans. Enough was enough. You know, HIV can only do so much, so occasionally I need a nice, quick way to get rid of these cocksucking pricks. Fires tend to do the job nicely with the least amount of effort from Me. I’m fuckin’ lazy, so sue Me.
O’Reilly would have a fucking coronary: State of California v. Jesus Christ
Maybe they’ll make it a class-action lawsuit with that darkie from up north.