Church of Jesus Fucking Christ

So I’m back in My hotel room after goin’ out and gettin’ pretty fucked up. Actually, I think I’ve been back in My room for some time, only I just woke up. In fact, I’m pretty sure I fucked one of the Blue Man Group members. Although after I got done with him, he looks less like a strangled penis and much more like a fat, old Elvis.

If there’s anything this city is full of, it’s titties. There’s titties hanging out over here with them dancin’ gals, there’s titties hangin’ out over here on the barmaids. They even have Asian women with titties. I didn’t think those existed. This place is a miracle!

< Here’s a nun with titties. I can’t remember if this is really one of My nuns or if this is the prostitute I had jack Me off with a ketchup bottle last night.

Speaking of Asian women, there are a lot of them here. Half of the fucking TV channels are chinkish. Chinkish is the language of the slant eyes. Oh, and not only that, but they’re always with grubby looking caucasian guys. Haven’t quite figured out yet if they’re prostitutes, mail order brides, or maybe the white guys are just rich. As they should be, because the Bible says that’s how the fuck it should be.

Anyway, Las Vegas is neat if you like not knowing what time it is, if you like wasting more energy in one day than is used by Myanmar (where the fuck is that?) in a year, or if you just like sluts.

In Jesus’ My name. Amen.