And After Seven Weeks, He Takes a Fucking Break
Written November 7th, 2007 by Caucasian Jesus 7 11 2007Yeah, I took a break yesterday, so sue Me. I had a nervous breakdown after finding out the Blue Man Group member I fucked wasn’t a Blue Man after all; he was that poop-butt motherfucking Wayne Brady guy. Holy shit was I way off. So I not only fucked yet another guy, but a black one, nonetheless. Hope he doesn’t get pregnant.
So I’m back here in Heaven. Vegas was fun. Went around getting drunk, fucking black comedians (the picture to the right is him showing Me how he literally blew the tip of My penis off), and tried to help a friend bang a girl. Didn’t work (hey, they can’t all be winners), but it was a good try.
I came back from Vegas ahead $27. Which is surprising since I figured that fuck Wayne Brady would have stolen it. He is black, after all. Oh, and I came back with an STD, but I won’t know which one for another week. Damn American doctors.
I’ll get back to My usual posts soon enough. For now, I rest.
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$27? Those sinners just don’t appreciate ex-carpenters like they used to.
Ex-carpenters? I still make bongs out of apples, boxes, and human heads. I think that still makes Me a carpenter. A really fucked up one, but a carpenter, nonetheless.