Church of Jesus Fucking Christ

Some English fuck over there in, you know, England has decided that Jesusland is no longer the high moral ground. This disgusting Anglican, whatever the Hell those people are, cites the fact that Jesusland has pretty much failed in the war for oil on brown people on terror. But I suggest he shut his fucking mouth because I come down there and eat his followers.

First of all, Jesusland is still the high moral ground. In fact, I’d say it’s not only the high moral ground of the modern ages, but of the entire history of the world. Including when I was living. Not that when I was living it was so great; after all, they did nail Me, the son of fucking God, on a cross. But I’m just making the point that if you want to look for the best, most moral people in the world, it’s unequivocally Jesusland.

I mean, just look at the United States for Jesus. It has everything that makes it an awesome fucking society: Pat Robertson praising Me and collecting oodles of moolah for Me (or at least in My name), a president who calls on Me everytime he wages war on brownies and then gives Me credit, and they appropriately pollute the world with their cars because there is no fucking global warming.  That’s a hippie liberal agenda to destroy the foundations of capitalism Jesusland has instituted since the first slave set his foot on Jesusland soil.

There are some exceptions, of course.  They keep bringing up abortion, which I’m adamantly in favor of.  And they still have homosexuals, which they still haven’t gotten rid of.  But, in general, they’re doing pretty good.

So shut your fucking mouth, you English pig-dog!  Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person! Ah, blow My nose at you! You and all your silly English Knnnnnnnn-ighuts! Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!