Church of Jesus Fucking Christ

First of all, I want to know who the Jehovah fuck is. He seems to have committed a crime since he has a lot of witnesses. And they all congregate together to talk about what they’ve seen. I guess. I don’t get it. I want to know, dammit, but they won’t let Me in.

Anyway, they’re retarded. Or mentally handicapped, for all of you politically correct retards. I mean… you know what I mean. Why are they retards, you might ask? Because they don’t believe in MEDICINE.

You see, they’re right about one thing: if My Dad and I want you to die, We’re going to try pretty hard to accomplish that task. And We would rather you let yourselves wither away in your retardedness. But We also installed this thing called the “instinct to live,” which is supposed to make you people want to, you know, live. And that includes medicine derived from torturing animals.

So this 14 year old retard gets brainwashed by this Jehovah’s Witness family member and decides he won’t get a blood transfusion, which would give him about a 70% chance to live. And why won’t he get it? Apparently this Jehovah faggot said I don’t like blood transfusions. I’m still not sure why he said that. I don’t give a shit. In fact, I think it’s kind of contradictory since Catholics drink my blood and these Jehovah people refuse to take it.

Anyway, I’m glad he’s dead. Now it gives some of My pedophile priests up here someone to fuck. And yes, they’re going to do more than exchange a little fluid. Ahhh, irony.