Church of Jesus Fucking Christ

Want to win an eternal boning in Heaven? By Michael the Archangel himself?

All you have to do is use that little contact button at the top of the page to send Me, Caucasian Jesus, an e-mail. I’ll post up the best ones in the coming days, along with the winner of the Heavenly Contest. Or, if you’re an emailaphobe, leave a comment on one of My posts. Fucker.

Oh, and good luck!

Oh, one more thing: if you don’t send an e-mail or leave a comment, I’ll bite your fucking head off with my reptilian jowls.