Halo: Holy Combat
Written December 10th, 2007 by Caucasian Jesus 10 12 2007Thank you to the sheep who got Me a new JESUS-BOX 360. I’m proud to announce that, in time for My birthday, I’ll be releasing the best fuckin’ game in the world:
Halo: Holy Combat. You play as Me, killing atheists, liberals, and brown people. How fucking i33t is that?
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Sir, I’m an old, fucking fart, but I still act like a kid, and I’m having a frickin’ blast with your site.
Sir, I feel your power, which is what makes me feel/act young. Oh, yeah, fuck them sinners: Christians, Muslims, Jews, Mormons, Jehovah’s Witness, and the rest of them stupid fucks. And fuck them in the ass, Sir.
I like that you call Me “Sir.” It brings Me back to the time I was a pirate and My wenches would suck My wang while calling Me “daddy.” Just don’t tell My Dad.
Glad you find the site entertaining! Always love a pleasured sheep!
Who da Fuck Made this website and this Game,
tell me i will kill him swear to God
Tell me his fuckin name
God did. Good luck killing Him.