I Resent That Remark
Written December 18th, 2007 by Caucasian Jesus 18 12 2007
Well what else am I good for, then?
Church of Jesus Fucking Christ
I am the Lord, your fucking God
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Don’t be too down on yourself CJ. You’re good for cheaping on out the dinner tab, man.
We throw that big party (that some goomba painted years later - boy, did he get THAT wrong) in which we managed to deplete their wine cellar - maybe because you kept “spilling” it on the waitresses and screaming “wet T-shirt!”, scare away the rest of the patrons in under 20 minutes and I think they even had to close that place down for a while afterwards to scrub the remains of that food fight you started off the ceiling. Then you get on your soapbox and baffle everybody with your usual BS - and then totally skate w/ that bim before the tab comes around! Boy, was she a gulli-bull.
You do know how to put on a good party, though. We just took it out of the nearest church’s coffers, ultimately. You know: business expense and all.
Shit, man, well done! I would have come back to help, but I was A. too busy getting laid, and B. you’re right, I’m a cheap son of a bitch. I am a Jew, after all.
Thanks to all of the conservative pro-life Christians for picking up the tab. And the car. And house. And beautiful churches. And TV programs. And gold chalices. And all of the extra money you otherwise write off as “overhead.” ::wink::