Church of Jesus Fucking Christ

As if you needed any more proof that I am the true Son of God, My post last night was damn near prophetic. One night I’m talking about how Terri Schiavo tastes like chicken, and the next day some ugly vegetable bitch dies and her family sues the insurance company. That’s good shit.

So here’s the important parts of the story about this bitch: she’s young, a vegetable (dead as a fucking doornail), and she needed a transplant.  Her insurance company wouldn’t pay for it.  And let’s be truthful here: there are a lot of ALIVE people who probably needed that transplant more than her.  Anyway, like I said, the insurance company denies it.

Meanwhile, a bunch of equally ugly teenagers and nurses protest outside of the insurance company.  I’m not sure any of them realized she was already dead.  But, anyway, within a few hours after the insurance company changes their minds, the rest of her body dies anyway.  It’s about fuckin’ time.

Anyway, so it hits the media now that her family is suing the insurance company for, of all things, letting their already-dead child die… again.   As far as I’m concerned, the insurance company did them a favor; look how fucking ugly she is.  I wouldn’t fuck her with a stolen dick.  That’s pretty bad, coming from Jesus himself, who fucks fat chicks.

So thank My Dad she’s dead.  Finally there’s another hospital bed — and another organ — that can go to someone who is alive.  Of course I’m sure My retarded sheep will be all over this, praying or some shit, but don’t you worry: unless she gets really hot postmortem, she won’t be back anytime soon.