Santa Christ
Written December 22nd, 2007 by Caucasian Jesus 22 12 2007If you think your holiday parties suck, look at what I have to put up with today:
My left teste hurts like a bitch, and it’s not even from something worth it like blue balls. Well.. a couple hot 9 year olds did come by… two 9s make an 18, right?
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LOLz you signed up for that again?! You didn’t stop bitching until you were halfway into your 2nd bottle that you didn’t get feeling back into your lower leg for 3 hours, that your ass had fallen asleep and you hadda change your robes 3x due to someone else’s incontinence.
JC, man alive, there’s an easier way to pick up the young game, just ask the priests - they’re hittin’ that stuff left and right. They gotta know where the hot spots are.
That was kids’ piss? Shit, I thought it was My own. As My black, midget elf said, “Jesus Christ, You done pissed yo-self!”