Church of Jesus Fucking Christ

Of course I’m a bit late for Christmas, but I’ve finally put together a nice, little shop so you can buy your very own Church of Jesus Fucking Christ merchandise. Here you’ll find shirts, mousepads, buttons, and stickers all with pictures featured or created here at the Church of Jesus Fucking Christ.

In fact, I think it’s a good idea to use all of your Jesusday money for the memorabilia. After all, what better is there to do with the money you got for MY fucking birthday? Okay, maybe buying a few cheap Asian whores, but if you don’t have any of those, consider buying a shirt or two, or maybe even a few stickers to stick on all of your friends’ cars.

If you’re not into buying stuff, then there’s plenty of free stuff there, too. Oh, wait, no there’s not. If you want into Heaven, buy some shit or get the fuck out.

So head on over to the new Church of Jesus Fucking Christ Shop and see what We have to offer. If you have any suggestions, drop Me a line!

Peace be with you [if you bought something; if not, go fuck yourself].