You know, if you actually read that damn book called the Bible, you’d know that I hate anything to do with vaginas. This includes sex, birthing, and even periods. And I’m often asked why My Dad and I said it’s a sin when a woman has a period. I hope the story below explains it.
So I’m walking along a path naked as could be. My hommies apostles and I were taking a little walk to the local bar, when I heard a big fuckin’ crash and look up. You know what happens?
A huge fuckin’ bird queefs period juice all over My fucking face. Look at that mess. Had I been wearing My robe, it would have been ruined. Fucking douchebag bird.