Dreaded Childhood Pictures
Written November 16th, 2007 by Caucasian Jesus 16 11 2007Remember back to grade school when your mom would try to wake you up, but you continued sleeping for awhile until your dad came in and beat the fucking shit out of you? Oh, and then, through all of the tears, your mom dresses you in nice, hot clothing and tells you it’s picture day? Well My life is no exception: I, too, had to endure the dreaded school pictures.
I know what you were thinking of for a second: “What the fuck, Jesus? I thought you were a pirate?” Well, yeah, I was. But My whore of a mother made Me come back from My Darwin-hunting expedition for My high school picture.
And you see how that turned out. I made My hair into a 70s phallic-shaped style and flipped the fucking bird at the camera when the cunt grabber made that cheesy grin and told Me to “say peace on Earth!” Fuck you and world peace, you dick-tickling shitbag.
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“70s phallic-shaped style” = the “butt-cut” Lookin good, you H-mo
I hope you like cum in your ass, you pretentious son of a bitch.
So you have a high school picture without having attended high school…something only Jesus Fucking Christ himself could accomplish.
Hell no. Millions of teenagers in America graduate high school while attending very little of it. After all, since they’re alive they, along with the retards who don’t know the sun from their shit-stained pants, deserve a high school diploma.
You look like a penis.
That’s cool, I constantly fantasize about them, so maybe this is your way of saying it’s ok to think about cock?
Give me a sign if I’m right. Actually, you’ve always been pretty sketchy with the sign giving, how about you don’t give me a sign if I’m right.
Yea, there we go.
You want a fucking sign? I’ll rape your fucking mouth. Plus, I said masturbating is OK. But thinking about cocks, in general, is not.