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The Old Testament

Years ago there was a scribbling, etched skillfully in the crevices of the internet. Here lie it’s remains.

‘I am the Lord, your fucking God’

– Jesus ‘Fucking’ Christ


The Word of Jesus Fucking Christ

The Future is Stepford

Well, I think it’s safe to say that Hillary has officially lost the November election for all Democrats, even when Obama will be the candidate.  Her awesome Bush-like attitude has now turned off all non-vaginaed voters, and My sheep will vote for McCain instead.  This isn’t necessarily a bad thing; after all, he hates brown …

Our Mission

Here at the Church of Jesus Fucking Christ we strive to …

Touch Jesus

Coming Soon.